Only One Pound

Heeelllloo D3,

Don't act like you don't know me cause you know you do. I'm One Pound of Fat and I'm the happiest one pound of fat you'd ever want to meet. Let me tell you why; see no one ever wants to lose me because I'm after all only one pound.

See, everyone always wants to lose 3, 5, or 15 pounds but never just one pound so I just stick around and happily keep you fat. Then, on the low, one by one, I call my friends and you don't seem to notice until I've grown to 10 then 20 or even 50 pounds in weight. Yup, I love being only one pound because I can do as I please.

So when you weigh in, keep right on saying "Oh, man I only lost one pound" (like I'm no milestone to celebrate) When you do this it encourages others to keep me around because they think I'm not worth losing. I do so love hanging around you- your arms, your hips, your butt, your thighs and all those lovely parts in between. So go right ahead, don't mind me after all I am only one pound !